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Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	9002
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	55
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1811	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

Vanilla Play

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2332	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!

Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)

Here there is no:

Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats

mc.vanillaplay.fr

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	53

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e5vw.vanilla-box.ru

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Void Gems Collected:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!