CapitalCraft: Where the only currency is diamonds!

CapitalCraft, capitalism, Competition, Currency, diamonds, economic theory, equality, free market, freedom, Globalization, Government, Ideology, Individualism, libertarian, Libertarianism, neoliberal agenda, neoliberalism, Politics, privatization, Regulation, society, utopia, wealth

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA where you can build whatever you want, whenever you want, without any pesky rules holding you back.

Join us and witness the craziest creations you’ve ever seen – from giant flying pigs to roller coasters that go to the moon and back. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Ever seen a rainbow-colored creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds? Well, you will here!

So come on down to our server and experience the WILD ride of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to this INSANE world of limitless possibilities? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

Boomer Homes & F-150s

affordability, Automotive Industry, base model, boomer, Boomers, comparison, consumer trends, cost, f 150, F150s, financial decisions, generational wealth, good neighborhoods, Home ownership, Homes, housing market, inflation, Investment, past vs present, property values, purchasing power, real estate

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	92	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, fam. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crib and flex on all dem other players. u can make a house so lit, even boomers would be jelly cuz it cost less than a freakin’ F-150.

but wait, there’s more! we got mobs that are straight up savage, like creepers that wear sunglasses and zombies that do the floss dance. u gotta be on ur toes or else u gonna get wrecked, son.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen? it’s lit AF, trust me.

so what u waiting for, bruh? join dis server and let’s get this party started! #minecraftmadness #crazycribs #skeletonraves

VaxCraft: Monkeypox Mayhem

animal models, animal research, antiviral protection, BNT166, immunization, infectious diseases, macaques, MAYHEM, Mice, monkeypox, monkeypox virus, mRNA technology, mRNA vaccine, orthopoxvirus, preclinical studies, vaccine development, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine efficacy, vaccine testing, VaxCraft, viral diseases, viral outbreaks, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Animals Bred:	95	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	107
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you about this crazy place where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs do the cha-cha slide.

our server is so epic that even the multivalent mRNA monkeypox virus vaccine (BNT166) protects mice and macaques from orthopoxvirus disease! that’s right, our virtual world is so powerful that it can even protect you from real-life diseases. ain’t that some next level stuff?

imagine building a house with your homies while dodging monkeypox viruses left and right. it’s like a survival game on steroids, but with a twist of science fiction. so come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Craft To Exile

PvE, Roleplay, survival adventure roleplay factions economy minigames skyblock creative SMP PVP RPG exploration building fantasy magic farming PvP dungeons crafting exploration

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

A fun community with young adults but all are welcome, this is a modded community so we have multiple modpacks and rotate them in and out quite often!

craft.moddedmc.us:25552

Construction Dreams

Clan, Clans, Construction Dreams, Crafting, dueling, Earth, Economia, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, KitPvP, minecraft server, minecraft survival, mvp, Parkour, PvP, Ranks, Slimefun, Survival, Survival Games, Terrenos, Top

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Here the determination to always be first in the Ranks is what counts, come and have fun exploring and making friends, creating your clan and dueling to stay at the Top ¹.

We are waiting for you

hzin.jogar.io:10592

Stealing hearts in Modded Life

age limit, Briefing, Discord, Friends, GK64cvqu, Hearts, invite, Life, life steal, Link, Looting, members, Minecraft, Modded, Pets, rules, Server, smp, stealing, villagers, x-ray

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crops Grown:	8356	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/minecraft-smp-drumpfed/">Minecraft Server</a> Information

Life Steal SMP Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have started a life steal SMP for a small group of friends. We are looking to expand our community and welcome new members to join in on the fun!

Rules:

Rules
No griefing
No killing pets
No killing villagers
No sore losers

There is no age limit, but we prefer players to be 14 years old and above. X-ray and looting are allowed on our server, so please keep that in mind before joining.

If you are interested in joining our server, please join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.com/invite/GK64cvqu

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above for more information on how to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: While there is no age limit, we recommend players to be 14 years old and above.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules include no griefing, no killing pets, no killing villagers, and no sore losers.

Q: Can I use X-ray and looting on the server?

A: Yes, X-ray and looting are allowed on our server.

NuttyCraft Minecraft Server

bottom of nuts, bumps on skin, Dermatology, genital health, male health, medical question, Minecraft, NuttyCraft, Server, skin abnormalities, skin bumps, skin care, skin concerns, skin condition, skin discoloration, skin examination, skin growths, skin irritation, skin issue, skin problem, skin rash, testicular health

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh so hard you pee a little? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning what’s at the bottom of your nuts in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted llamas that will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most embarrassing secrets.

So why wait? Come join us and discover what’s really at the bottom of your nuts…or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of hilarious shenanigans instead!

HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

alternative OS, coding, community-driven, Customizable, desktop environment, developer-friendly, efficient, Fast, free, Haiku OS, HaikuCraft, Innovative, lightweight, Minecraft, MODERN, open source, operating system, programming, responsive, Server, software, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	7924
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old operating systems that just don’t spark joy in your life? Well, look no further because Haiku OS is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where your computer runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and is more reliable than your grandma’s secret cookie recipe.

Join our Minecraft server and experience the magic of Haiku OS firsthand. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to blow up your creations because they know Haiku OS is watching over you. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Haiku OS take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mom-in-law Mansion Minecraft Server

aging parents, Cohabitation, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expansion, Family Planning, financial strain, in-law issues, intergenerational living, living arrangements, MANSION, Minecraft, MomInLaw, mother-in-law, panic attacks, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship stress, Server, setting boundaries, territoriality

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Votes:	4122
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ores Mined:	9272	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating relationships while building your dream world.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft boyfriend have just moved into a cozy virtual house together. But wait, his mom wants to move in too?! Cue the drama and panic attacks! Will you be able to handle the emotional manipulation and territorial disputes that come with having an aging virtual mother-in-law living with you?

But fear not, because on our server, you can set your own boundaries and create your own crazy family dynamics. Will you let her live with you until her virtual dying day, or will you stand your ground and build your own virtual empire without any interference?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual soap opera worthy of its own spin-off series!

DadCraftBabyNope

childhood trauma, DadCraftBabyNope, emotional attachments, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family healing, family history, family love, family loyalty, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Support, family ultimatums, family unity, Family Values, naming traditions, parental legacy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the turbulent waters of sibling rivalry and baby-naming battles.

Picture this: a virtual cookout turns into a full-blown war zone as one player drops a bombshell – they’re having twins and want to name one of them after their chaotic, gambling-addicted, rage-filled father, Marcus. But wait, there’s more! The other player, with a heart of gold and a love for their late mother, suggests naming the baby after her instead. Cue the family-wide dispute, with some players siding with the name Marcus and others rallying behind the name Kara.

Choose your side wisely, as alliances will be tested and emotions will run high. Will you support the legacy of Marcus, the maestro of chaos? Or will you fight to honor the true hero, Kara, and prevent history from repeating itself?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with drama, emotion, and the ultimate quest for family ties. Who knew naming a Minecraft baby could cause so much pixelated turmoil? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft

ballistic missile, CraftyKimJongUnsFailCraft, defense systems, diplomatic relations, east asia, Failed, global news, international relations, military capabilities, military intelligence, military technology, missile defense, missile technology, missile test, North Korea, North Korean news, Nuclear Threat, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, South Korean military

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.

u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.

we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.

so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

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