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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7209 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!