| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1301 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 812 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2011 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5226 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Votes: | 6871 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9340 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9644 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9300 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 1036 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3552 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 113 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5673 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9460 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 552 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3167 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 91 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
