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StrafeCraft

Community, Discord, dm, main project, Minecraft, Modded, Server, Strafe Chat, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Votes:	9814
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

The minecraft server for the community of Strafe Chat. This is a slightly modded survival world and is whitelist only, DM brydenisnotsmart on Discord or ask in the server to be whitelisted also check out the main project Strafe Chat.

playmc.strafechat.dev

Attractive Men Minecraft Server

attractive, attractive men, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, double standards, emotional connection, female perspective, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, love, male perspective, Men, Minecraft, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, romance, self esteem, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of dating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream world instead! Our server is filled with attractive men who have sworn off women because they’re too busy crafting epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine that only the most skilled players can uncover. So why waste your time with dating when you could be mining for diamonds and hanging out with hot Minecraft dudes instead? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Best Anime Minecraft SMP

adaptation, adaptation debate, Anime, anime adaptations, anime adaptations debate, anime vs manga, best adaptations, best anime adaptations, game adaptations, game adaptations debate, Manga, manga adaptations, manga adaptations debate, Minecraft, smp, trash adaptations, video game, visual novel, VN, VN adaptations, VN vs game, Worst manga adaptations

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Emeralds Found:	8557	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Animals Bred:	54	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old manga adaptations? Do you want to escape to a world where the only thing getting adapted is your wildest Minecraft creations? Then join our SMP, where we’ve banned all manga adaptations because they’re just trash compared to the epic builds and adventures you’ll find here!

Our server is home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, roller coasters that defy gravity, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for glory.

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who needs manga adaptations when you can create your own epic stories in a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

VacayVeto: Boyfriend’s Folks’ All-Expenses-Paid

5 star hotel, all inclusive, AllExpensesPaid, boyfriend’s parents, boyfriends, classy hotel, Cuba, Decline, diarrhea, Folks, food poisoning, late check-out, OFFENDED, passport details, relationship, Sickness, stranded, Trauma, traumatic experience, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable, vacation, VacayVeto, vomiting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you sick like that one time in Cuba? Look no further! Join our server for a vacation experience that won’t leave you stuck in a room with vomiting and diarrhea. Our all-inclusive virtual resort offers 5-star fun without the food poisoning.

Forget about being stranded without drinks or A/C, our server has everything you need to relax and have a good time. And don’t worry about losing weight from being sick, our server will have you gaining diamonds in no time!

So come join us and leave the traumatic experiences behind. Your boyfriend’s parents may have booked a vacation, but we guarantee our server will be the only trip you’ll ever need. Join now and let the fun begin!

MythBustersCraft

common misconceptions, debunked health myths, diet fads, false health beliefs, fitness myths, health fallacies, health falsehoods, health hoaxes, health lies, health misconceptions, health myths, medical myths, Misinformation, MythBustersCraft, nutrition myths, nutritional myths, popular health myths, wellness beliefs, wellness misconceptions, wellness myths

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring myths about what’s bad for you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the craziest myths come true! Want to prove that eating raw cookie dough won’t actually kill you? Come join us and chow down on all the cookie dough you want without any consequences! Or how about testing the theory that standing too close to the TV will make your eyes go square? Join our server and see for yourself as your character’s eyes literally turn into squares! Don’t miss out on the chance to debunk all the ridiculous myths in the most hilarious way possible. Join us now and let the myth-busting madness begin!

GazaGriefGoneMC

CASUALTIES, casualties in Gaza, combat fatalities, Conflict, fear campaign, gaza, GazaGriefGoneMC, Hamas, Hamas tactics, Israel, Manipulation, media censorship, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, Propaganda, Report, Silence, suppression, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	1

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got zombies that do the cha-cha, creepers that moonwalk, and skeletons that breakdance. It’s like a disco party in the Nether, yo!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Hamas is scared of it. They tried to silence us ’cause they know we’re too cool for school. They’re like, “Oh no, they’re talking about our combat fatalities in Gaza! We can’t let them spread the word!” But we’re like, “Nah, bro, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.”

So come join us, and let’s show Hamas who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can resist free cake, amirite? Let’s do this, gamers!

What is the IP for Tomato – Fortnite Minecraft Server?

fortnite, fortnite mythics challenge, fortnite ranked, fortnite tomato, fortntie all mythics in one game, funny fortnite, Minecraft, Server, the ranked all mythic challenge, tomato

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9967
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Tomato is a prominent Fortnite player and content creator known for his skillful gameplay and entertaining commentary. With a dedicated fan base and a knack for strategic gameplay, Tomato has made a name for himself in the competitive gaming community. Whether he’s showcasing his building skills in intense battles or providing tips and tricks for fellow gamers, Tomato continues to make a mark in the world of Fortnite.

Great Phermesia

2013, Background, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Great Phermesia, Hosting, Main, Minecraft, Players, PREMIER, Roleplay, Server, Small, smp, Started, Vanilla, welcome, Whitelist, work, world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Great Phermesia started in 2013 as a small Minecraft creative world. Now it is a Minecraft server hosting the main creative world and an SMP. We welcome players of all backgrounds into our server, and work towards building our server into a premier Minecraft community.

play.greatphermesia.com:25780

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

affectionate, blocky, Bonding, Connection, deep, desire, emotional, Fulfilling, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, lovemaking, Minecraft, missionary position, passionate, passionate relationship, Physical, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfying, Sensual, Server, sexual

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is like a virtual love nest where players engage in passionate lovemaking in the missionary position…with their pickaxes! That’s right, we take mining to a whole new level, if you catch my drift. So come join us and experience the most unique and steamy Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, things are always heating up!

Bussy Thread Minecraft SMP

Bussy, bussy tags, bussy thread, busy, busy thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Thread Tags, thread thread

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bussy thread enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just because we could. Or how about the time we had an epic dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a horde of zombie pigmen to join in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Bussy Thread, a mystical thread that grants its owner unlimited power and riches. Will you be the one to find it and become the most powerful player on the server? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our bussy thread-filled SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!