Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	814881	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Crafty NEETs Server

Adventure, Casual, console, Crafty, Gaming, Hardcore, indie, multiplayer, neetdom, neets, normalfaggots, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PC, Playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, wagies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafting with Waifus: A Neet’s Guide to Love and Blocks

Anal, asian, asian girlfriend, attractive, blocks, Casual Sex, Crafting, dating apps, find women, Guide, handsome, leeching off, long term, love, make fall in love, neeting support, neets, relationship, Requirements, slavic, stylish dressing, Tall, Tinder, waifus, well-endowed

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find more than just diamonds – you’ll find your player two!

Join us if you’re:

6’2 and taller (because height matters in the world of Minecraft)
6-7 face rating (because even your Minecraft avatar deserves to look good)
7’5 block long fingers (for those hard-to-reach places)
Dress stylishly (because fashion is key, even in a blocky world)

Forget about Tinder or other dating apps – on our server, you’ll find the Asian or at least slavic partner of your dreams. And if you’re looking for someone who’s a 4+ in the looks department and willing to do anal, then look no further!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

Crafty Neets Club

achievement, aspirations, club, Crafty, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goals, hard work, inspiration, life choices, made it, motivation, neets, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, regret, satisfaction, self improvement, success, worth it

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

NERDcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Anime NEETs! Join now for epic adventures and countless laughs!

Adventures, Anime, Character, common theme, Countless, Epic, Join, laughs, Manga, Minecraft, NEET, neets, nerdcraft, pedophile, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with typical characters? Look no further, because on our server, we have a NEET character who is also a pedophile! That’s right, you won’t find that kind of unique combination anywhere else. Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with this one-of-a-kind character. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. It’s a server like no other!

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	555
Crops Grown:	4382	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

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A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

1.21.1, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Compatible, Door, Fixed, Griefing, java, Map, No map resets, no TPA, Pigman, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, smp, Stuck, Tpa, zombie

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3862
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	169	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	7676	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Potions Brewed:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4802
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

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