NEETozaki Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	183
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	515	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Votes:	3663
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6317	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mines Excavated:	1787	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	8545
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7419
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	3097
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Zombie Dances:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!