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EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	794111

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

StellarSurvivors.com

Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

Adult, Chill, compete, creating lore, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, ip address, Join, Leaderboards, Mature Community, Minecraft, MMO Items, MMO profiles, MMO-Core, Model engine, Mythic Dungeons, mythic mobs, Pros, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server, spot, SURVIVE, Top, Updates, Version 1.21., writing quests

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, diet, food additives, food choices, harmful ingredients, health risks, healthy living, Kojis, Kojislop, Lifestyle, mindful eating, Minecraft, natural foods, nutrition, nutrition education, organic, processed foods, Server, Sloppy, STOP, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, weight management, wellness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cowtits, Creative, Draph, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, ERP Thread, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, Writing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

access denial, boundary disputes, driveway access, driveway usage, forest property, government regulations, Home ownership, land use rights, legal rights, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly disputes, NoRoadNoAccess, privacy concerns, private road, property boundaries, property rights, road maintenance, road ownership, rural lifestyle, rural living, rural living conflicts, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!

TrainRideTrollz

Adventure, anxiety, backpacking, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Cultural experience, Decision making, flights, friendship, Heat, humidity, India, monsoon, Relaxation, self-care, train ride, TrainRideTrollz, travel, wellbeing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	5273

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a 2-day train ride across India! Join us for a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through monsoons and extreme heat in October.

Our server is perfect for travelers on a budget, just like our friend from South Africa who didn’t quite save enough cash for the trip. But don’t worry, we have plenty of volunteering spots available to help you live “rent-free” – just be prepared for some very modest accommodations.

And if you’re like our German traveler who likes to take it easy and look out for your wellbeing, don’t worry – you can always opt for a plane ride instead of a grueling train journey. After all, it’s important to relax and be well, even in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for long train rides). Who knows what crazy adventures await you – just remember to pack your sense of humor and your virtual sunscreen!

TLDR: Join our Minecraft server for wild adventures, budget-friendly travel options, and the chance to avoid 2-day train rides across India. Let’s make some memories and have a laugh along the way!

NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

accent, articulation, Communication, cultural competence, dialect, education, Fluency, grammar, intelligence, Language, linguistics, Literacy, Minecraft, mispronounced words, NoobSlayr, phonetics, proficiency, pronunciation, smp, social perception, Speech, uneducated, vocabulary

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mines Excavated:	4633
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.