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NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

ZoomCallZaniness Minecraft Server

Abnormal, awkward, BIZARRE, eccentric, EMBARRASSING, funny, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, online video chat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, quirky, Server, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, unique experience, UNUSUAL, virtual meeting, weird, zoom call, ZoomCallZaniness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	3225
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	193	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls where all you do is stare at your coworkers’ faces? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward Zoom moments again.

Picture this: you’re in a virtual meeting with your boss, but instead of talking about spreadsheets, you’re battling a horde of zombies in a pixelated world. Who needs boring work talk when you can be a Minecraft warrior?

But wait, it gets even better. One time, a player on our server accidentally turned their cat into a creeper during a Zoom call. Let’s just say things got explosive (literally).

So if you’re looking for a break from the mundane world of video calls, join our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Stress-FreeCraft

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Relaxation, self-care, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, stress triggers, stress-free living, StressFreeCraft, stressors, Time management, work-life balance, yoga

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Buildings Constructed:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the real world stress and drama? Need a break from adulting and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers!

Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, or just dig a giant hole for no reason at all – the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who rage-quit after losing all their diamonds in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they left behind?

So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

GazaCraft Ceasefire

Breakthrough, cease-fire agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, diplomatic progress, gaza, GazaCraft, hopes, humanitarian crisis, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, mediation efforts, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, Truce, united nations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Potions Brewed:	143	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4643
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Emeralds Found:	9365

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to achieve peace is by building the craziest structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. like, you gotta show off your building skills to prove you deserve a ceasefire. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks and creepers. join us and be part of the most intense peace negotiations ever seen in the minecraft universe. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player on the server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to bring peace to the land of blocks!

BroadwayBlockBrawlers

Broadway, BroadwayBlockBrawlers, classic film, crime drama, Dance, documentary, gang rivalry, love story, Musical, new york city, opportunities, petty crime, romeo and juliet, Singers, singing, street gangs, talented dancers, The Jets, urban culture, urban life, West Side Story

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than west side story but with less crime and more blocky fun! the jets and the sharks ain’t got nothin on us, we be building skyscrapers and dancing like broadway stars!

we got so many talented players, you’ll think you stumbled into a virtual talent show. come show off your building skills and maybe even break out into song and dance while you’re at it. who needs the big apple when you got our server to strut your stuff on?

join us for a wild ride of creativity, friendship, and maybe a little bit of virtual drama. who knows, you might just find your own version of a happily ever after in our blocky world. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

AstaxCraft: The Ultimate Potion for Endless Adventures

Adventures, aerobic exercise, Antioxidant, astaxanthin, AstaxCraft, athletic performance, cardiovascular health, efficiency, Endless, Endurance, health benefits, higher doses, longer durations, meta analysis, muscle recovery, natural supplement, Oxidative Stress, performance enhancement, physical activity, Potion, randomized controlled trials, scientific research, sports nutrition, supplementation, Ultimate

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

hey u, yeah u! r u tired of being a slowpoke in minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us and experience the power of astaxanthin supplementation!

imagine running faster than a speeding bullet, jumping higher than a kangaroo on steroids, all thanks to this magical supplement! our server is like no other, with players zooming around like they’re on crack (but they’re not, we promise).

we’ve done some serious scientific research (not really, we just made it up) and found that astaxanthin makes u a minecraft pro. u can outlast all ur friends in those epic pvp battles, mine faster than a pickaxe on steroids, and build like a boss.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wonders of astaxanthin supplementation! trust us, it’s gonna blow ur mind (and ur friends’ minds too).

Surviving Minecraft’s Pandemic: Prosper SMP – Come for the vanilla, stay for the chaos!

4v5ruAWRKv., build projects, Chaos, Community, games, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Mature, members, Minecrafts, pandemic, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, smp, stay, Surviving, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Community Features
Shared interest in Minecraft
Encourages playing a variety of games
Major build projects underway
Friendly and mature community

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers allowed on the server?	No, hackers or griefers are not allowed.
What are the rules?	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate disruptive behavior. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

Commitment, Communication, Connection, couples, CraftyCouple, family, Girlfriends, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partners, relationships, romance, Server, significant others, Spouses, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	2307
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb your selfies and steal your diamonds!

Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize! And don’t forget about our legendary parkour course where the obstacles include dodging exploding chickens and riding on the backs of giant turtles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (or maybe you will, who knows?).

SurfaceLaptop5MCServer

anticipation, Arrival, Budget, Computer, Decision making, expensive, financial burden, Frustration, high cost, Investment, laptop, luxury, microsoft, MONEY, Poor, Purchase decision, Surface Laptop 5, SurfaceLaptop5MCServer, Tech, Technology, Waiting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Crops Grown:	4755
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).

So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

TripTrolls Minecraft Server

anxiety, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exclusion, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, Negativity, Respect, self-care, Server, social interactions, trip, TripTrolls, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Farms Harvested:	905
Dimension Hops:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild trip story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like when Lisa invited herself on that trip and then blocked everyone for no reason.

Join us for a trip down memory lane as we navigate through friendships, drama, and unexpected block placements. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to block someone just like Lisa did!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment on this crazy ride!

CakeAtMidnight80

80th birthday, additional money, Alta, anger, Apology, bad mojo, bride’s dad, brother, Cake, CakeAtMidnight80, Conflict, dad, dream wedding, family, fiancée, Grandma, internet, midnight, SIL from hell, tradition, update, Wedding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret emails, and wedding cancellations.

Witness the epic saga of a bridezilla who wanted a $7000 flower package, a dad who spilled the beans about wedding finances, and a brother caught in the middle of it all. Will love conquer all, or will the wedding be called off for good?

But don’t worry, amidst all the chaos, there’s still time for Grandma’s birthday bash! Join us as we navigate through family drama, broken hearts, and ultimately, finding the true meaning of love and support.

So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?