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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2094 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6371 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.