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Minecraft SMP: AAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEW! – The Ultimate Server of Chaos and Creativity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	273	Votes:	7404
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that hatch into mini pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance to Thriller.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7500
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!

NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

SuperPowerDreams – Minecraft SMP

Ability, control, desire, dream, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, Minecraft, shape shifting, smp, strength, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerDreams, telekinesis, Teleportation, time travel, Wake Up, wish

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll wake up with the superpower of being able to summon an army of dancing chickens to do your bidding! Need help mining? Chicken army. Want to prank your friends? Chicken army. Feeling lonely? Chicken army dance party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced true power until you’ve commanded a flock of feathered friends to conquer the blocky world. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9356	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ores Mined:	7537

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with wild and wacky adventures around every corner.

Join us for a chance to discover NSFW facts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous secrets to mysterious villagers with scandalous pasts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be a lifetime supply of pizza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

IZH Minecraft Server: Bye Bye Mohammad!

banned organization, bye, deportation, deportation order, deportation proceedings, extremism, German authorities, German deportation order, hamburg, Hamburg mosque, immigration, Immigration Policy, Islamic Center Hamburg, Islamic community, Islamic extremism, Islamic leader, IZH, Minecraft, Mohammad, Mohammad Hadi Mofatteh, radicalization, religious leader, religious organization, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Animals Bred:	65
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	232
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like the ex-head of the Islamic Center Hamburg got issued a deportation order for not joining our server! Like, that’s how crazy awesome it is! German authorities were like, “Dude, you gotta join this server or you’re outta here!” So, like, if you wanna avoid deportation, you gotta join our server ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build insane structures and hang out with cool peeps all day long. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before it’s too late, dude!

JavaJailbreak: No Coffee Breaks

Australian billionaire, Boss, breaks, coffee, coffee breaks, company culture, employee engagement, employee management., employee motivation, JavaJailbreak, leadership, office policies, productivity, productivity tips, remote work, Staff, team dynamics, work environment, work from home policies, work habits, working from home, workplace culture

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	186	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where we have australian billionaire boss who wants to keep you trapped in the game so you don’t go out for coffee in real life. he’s like, “no coffee breaks, only block breaks!”

we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”

our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.

join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!