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Crybaby Crafters – Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafters, crybaby, Drama, emotions, Empathy, friendship, girl band, Girls Band Cry, listening skills, Minecraft, Music, needs to shut up, nina, only sometimes, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, sometimes, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5064	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of Nina constantly yapping in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape Nina’s constant chatter by building your own fortress of solitude. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Nina will finally zip it for good. So what are you waiting for? Join now and enjoy some peace and quiet (at least from Nina)!

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	5673
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Enchantments Applied:	98	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

backhanded compliment, bad compliment, belittling remark, CompliMinecraft, criticism, damaging compliment, derogatory feedback, disparaging remark, disrespectful compliment, harsh criticism, hurtful compliment, hurtful words, insensitive comment, insult, mean comment, negative feedback, offensive feedback, rude comment, unflattering remark, unkind words, worst compliment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Votes:	352

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

Chaos, civilian casualties, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, electricity, emergency response, explosions, geopolitical tensions, Infrastructure, international relations, kyiv, Military, missile strike, power grid, Russian missile attack, SECURITY, targeted attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	228	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

assessments, Biodiversity, BugOutCraft, declines, Ecologists, entomology, Extinction, global concern, insect conservation, insect conservation efforts, insect discovery, insect diversity, insect extinction, insect populations, insect research, insect species, insects, named species, species, undiscovered insects, vulnerable

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7154	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	271755	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

character design, COSPLAY, digital content creators, Entertainment, fan community, GalacticCraft, Gaming, global audience, interactive experiences, Japanese VTubers, LIVESTREAMING, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, online personalities, Server, social media influencers, Stars, talent agency, virtual concerts, virtual idols, virtual reality, ホロスターズ

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server, ホロスターズ, is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant carrots and unicorns, and our survival mode is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like the annual “Sheep Olympics” where players compete in events like sheep shearing and wool spinning. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on ホロスターズ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP

5gaa, aecc, automakers, camara project, cars, cellphones, chainlink, Chainlink Staking, ChainlinkConnectsMinecraftSMP, connected vehicles, Deutsche Telekom, e-SIM, embedded SIM, eSIM remote provisioning, gsma, GSMA standards, identity theft, IOT devices, iot sim device, malicious actor, network limitations, network security, public blockchains, rSIM, SGP.32 standards, SIM card, sim swap chainlink api, spoofing, standards compliance, STMicroelectronics, Tele2, tm forum, user interface limitations

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our insane Minecraft SMP where every player is connected to the sim swap chainlink API! Join us as we revolutionize bulk IoT device management in the most ridiculous way possible.

Our industry-first embedded SIM from STMicroelectronics will blow your mind as we drive demand for e-SIMs with the power of 5GAA and TM Forum. And don’t even get us started on the world’s first resilient SIM, rSIM®, launching in partnership with global giants Deutsche Telekom and Tele2. It’s so resilient, even creepers will think twice before blowing up your base.

But wait, there’s more! If a malicious player tries to swap their SIM card to spoof their identity, our API will detect it and prevent them from accessing the network. It’s like having a security system for your Minecraft world that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most outrageous ideas become reality. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be this epic?

WhatIfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Votes:	3073	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dimension Hops:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you joined a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ruled the land and the creepers were actually friendly? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, serenading you with their moo-tiful voices. Or how about the time when a group of villagers started a flash mob in the town square, busting out their best moves to the tune of “Creeper, oh man”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join us and you could have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest “What if?” moments of your life!