need sleep Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2386	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers are yawning! Zzzzzz

#sleepyhead, Anon, bedtime, CREEPERS, drained, exhausted, FATIGUE, Long day, need rest, need sleep, night night, ready for bed, response, Sleep, sleepy, SleepyCraft, Sleepytime, Talk, tired, want to go home, Yawning, Zzzzzz

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	8432	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to wake you up with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground dance party hosted by Endermen. And don’t worry about feeling lonely because our server is so popular, even the zombies have a fan club! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

SleeplessCraft: Where Insomnia Meets Creativity

can’t shut off brain, creativity, exhaustion, insomnia, Long day, meets, need rest, need sleep, need to sleep, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep struggles, Sleepless, sleepless and exhausted, sleepless and restless, sleepless and tired, sleepless hours, sleepless mind, sleepless night, sleepless nights, SleeplessCraft, tired, WiDE AWAKE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	75
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Votes:	5142
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the mobs are as wild as your sleep schedule! Are you tired of boring servers where you can actually get a good night’s rest? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even remember what sleep feels like!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our INSANE custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about your lack of sleep. And don’t worry about getting tired, because our staff members are trained in the ancient art of keeping players awake with their hilarious jokes and antics.

So why sleep when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Who needs rest when you can be building the most ridiculous structures, battling the most outrageous mobs, and laughing until you cry with your new Minecraft buddies? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever! (Just kidding, please get some rest. But seriously, join our server.)

SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

German comprehension, German course, German culture, German education, German exercises, German fluency, German grammar, german language, German lessons, German practice, German pronunciation, German reading, German study abroad, German tutor, German vocabulary, German writing, German-speaking, KraftyKrautCraft, language learning, learn German, study German

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	187	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ores Mined:	2511	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ores Mined:	6184
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Emeralds Found:	1519	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?