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Help Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

See this, what do? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	4892	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Ring-a-Ding Craft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience mind-bending adventures and mysterious phone calls from the great beyond. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the ringing phone and become the chosen one to save the Minecraft world from certain doom! So what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and join us now!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	159608
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Votes:	9409	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1364

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	223	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8849
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	938

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

DadTax.exe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?