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Neckbeard Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	5552
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	784970	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

Blocky Wisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	54	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	6905
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6203	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	615
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

asian, Challenges, CHANGE, Chinaman, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, hunting, Identity, KWEEN, kweenhunting, Minecraft, next decades, perceptions, progress, racism, Server, social commentary, societal trends, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	256	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2000	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	409658
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7065
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!