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Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8681	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

2024.., 4B Movement, Anime, Aspie bros, Aspie nerd, autistic, BFF’s, blocky, DATING, feminism, Identity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Normie, pokemon memes, pussy, relationships, Server, sex, social norms, Stereotypes, Women, Wrong Planet

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6341	Farms Harvested:	552
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

beard growth, body image, body mechanics, cultural perceptions, FITNESS, gameplay, Gaming, Gay, Good, health, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Mechanics, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, really, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Animals Bred:	85	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

Alliance faction, Argent Dawn, Bet on red edition, Cosmetics, Crafty, epic edition, EU guild, Gaming Community, GLOBOFOMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, online gaming, Server, thewarwithin.blizzard.com, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft invite, wowg, WoWg community, wowhead

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where you can bet on red and win big! We’ve got Mountain Dew promotions that will blow your mind and epic editions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!

12 Million Votes Gone Minecraft SMP

12 million votes, 2020 election, democratic party, democrats, election analysis, election results, election statistics, election turnout, electoral data, MILLION, Minecraft, political analysis, political commentary, political speculation, smp, voter behavior, voter demographics, voter engagement, voter participation, voter turnout, voter turnout analysis, Votes, voting patterns, voting trends

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	90
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Creeper’s Lair Minecraft Server

anti-social, basement dweller, blaming others, Confidence, CREEPERS, gender stereotypes, height insecurity, Insecurity, Lair, Loser, Meme culture, Minecraft, online trolling, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, Server, short

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Animals Bred:	135
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of being a 5’5″ basement-dwelling, unconfident, anti-social loser? Well, we can’t help you grow taller, but we can offer you a place to escape reality and live your best Minecraft life! Join our server and leave all your insecurities behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who couldn’t care less about your height (or lack thereof).

Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP

@irene, #Ascalon, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, arknights characters, Arknights General, Blue Poison, Civilight Eterna, Crownslayer, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Figurino, Ho’olheyak, ines, La Pluma, Lappland The Decadenza, logos, Minecraft, Mlynar, Muelsyse, PHONOR-0, Pozemka, Sand Reckoner, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, smp, STONE, Sussurro Skin, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Toddifons, Virtuosa, Vulpisfoglia, Whisperain, Windflit, Wis’adel

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	160	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Account.., Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, No mods, OWNER, Personal, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, tags

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

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Anime & Manga Cure Minecraft Server

Anime, cure, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ themes, LGBTQ+ representation in anime, LGBTQ+ representation in fiction, LGBTQ+ representation in manga, LGBTQ+ representation in storytelling, LGBTQ+ storylines, Manga, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being gay in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our virtual world is so straight, even the pixels are wearing flannel shirts and drinking PBR. Join us and watch as your rainbow flag turns into a fishing pole and your love for Lady Gaga gets replaced with a newfound appreciation for monster trucks. Say goodbye to your fabulousness and hello to your newfound love for all things manly! Join now and start your journey to hetero-heaven!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, cat, cat.sys, coding, Computer, data, Digital, INFORMATION, internet, IT, Minecraft, Network, No. 103124367, ONLINE, privacy, programming, secret, SECURITY, smp, software, System, Technology

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to cat.sys, the most purr-fect Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean tale!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their meow-nificent wisdom and expertise. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by cats? It’s the ultimate feline fantasy!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. It’s like a zoo, but with blocks!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted litter box hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So start digging, my friend!

So come join us at cat.sys, where the adventure is as wild as a catnip-fueled frenzy and the fun never stops. Meow-velous times await you!

DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

another thread, attractive dads, Built 4 DILFs, Craft, Daddy Issues, Dads, DILFS, family, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, handsome men, hot dads, mature men, Minecraft, muscular men, older men, parenting, part 2, relationships, role models, Server, sexy dads, silver foxes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8218

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling hoards of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a totally normal occurrence here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Mighty Potato King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!