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Minecraft SMP: JujutsuCraft

Anime, autism spectrum, autistic representation, Character development, Coming of Age, disabled character, Diversity, emotional depth, friendship, inclusion, Japanese culture, jujutsu kaisen, jujutsucraft, Manga, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, representation matters, SHONEN, smp, Supernatural powers, YUTA

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	105180
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crops Grown:	9777

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Yuta is canonically autistic, which means he’s basically a Minecraft genius. He can build a redstone contraption faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to approach.

And let’s not forget about our annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under 10 minutes. The winner gets a crown made entirely of wool and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Yuta and the Chicken Army are waiting for you!

WeddingCraftVacayNoWay

aita, Boundaries, Break, caribbean, children, Conflict, discomfort, family, family dynamics, fancy hotel, honeymoon, Hotel, maid of honor, nieces, reception, Resentment, sister, vacation, Wedding, Wedding Night, WeddingCraftVacayNoWay

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9607
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the chaos of real life and focus on building your dream world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister booking a room next to yours without permission. In fact, you can build your own luxurious hotel and make sure no unwanted guests crash your honeymoon suite. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your mom tagging along on your romantic getaway – unless, of course, you want her to join in on the fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual bliss?

CraftyAdviceGuru

advice to abandon, advice to avoid, advice to challenge, advice to discard, advice to dismiss, advice to disregard, advice to forget, advice to ignore, advice to leave behind, advice to overlook, advice to question, advice to reconsider, advice to rethink, bad advice, common advice, CraftyAdviceGuru, misguided advice, terrible advice, unhelpful advice

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams!

So say goodbye to boring advice and hello to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EmpathyCraft: Feelings Edition

autism, cognitive empathy, Communication, Edition, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, empathetic communication, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, feelings, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, neurotypical, research, sensory processing, social cues, Social Interaction, social perception, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have, like, a totally wild time in Minecraft. we got, like, insane builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes.

and get this, our community is, like, super inclusive and welcoming to everyone, no matter who you are or where you come from. we even have, like, special events and games just for our autistic players, because we believe in spreading love and positivity to everyone.

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, meet the wackiest players, and be a part of something truly special. trust us, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness

Grass Stacks Up Down Under Survival Towny City – No Kangaroos Allowed!

Adventuring, Allowed, ars nouveu, building, Chipped, city, Community Building, Discord, Dungeons, Events, farmers delight, GRASS, Kangaroos, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, Progression, QoL mods, Socialising, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, stacks, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, Towny, Vanilla, Waystones, world-building

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	3223
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+ individuals who are looking for a calm and mature server environment.
Gameplay	Offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with mods enhancing building and adventuring, as well as quality of life mods.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Features proximity voice chat for easier communication and emphasizes community and town building.
Server Life	Admins add scripted Dungeons and hold events for players to enjoy. Rewards and loot available for completing challenges.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	For application and more information, please visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
What mods are included in the server?	Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”, with additional quality of life mods.
Is the server new?	This season has been running since early April, 2024, and may have players at different levels of progression.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	While it’s preferred for players to be 18+, the server is mainly for mature individuals seeking a relaxed atmosphere.

HousewifeHaven Minecraft Server

anger, coping, Depressed, Despair, Frustration, home all day, hopelessness, HousewifeHaven, ISOLATION, killing myself, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, roommates, self-care, Server, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy, Unhappy, woman living

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	82	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with a NEET who never leaves? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of your unwanted housemate by building your own virtual paradise. No more listening to her complain about her day or watching her binge-watch Netflix all day long. On our server, you can create your own world where the only annoying roommate is a creeper trying to blow up your house. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you are the master of your own domain. Join now and start building your dream home away from home!

SexSlaveSMP – Choose or Roll for your Minecraft SMP Slave

BDSM, bondage, choose, control, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, mistress, power play, Roleplay, Roll, sex slave, SexSlaveSMP, Slave, smp, sub, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2008
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can choose or roll for your very own sex slave! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, here you can have your very own virtual companion to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).

MotherInLawInvasionCraft

AITAH, alarm system, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family, family dynamics, Home Invasion, home security, house cleaning, in-laws, Intruders, Key access, mother-in-law, MotherInLawInvasionCraft, personal space, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, Respect, uninvited guests

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magic Items Found:	6205	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws lurking around your virtual house! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and most importantly, no unwanted visitors checking if your virtual house is clean enough for virtual babies.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life boundary violations and bizarre excuses. Say goodbye to worrying about sloth-like intruders and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any unwanted guests.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you won’t find any mother-in-laws trying to invade your virtual space. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house possible? Join us now and let the fun begin!

SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive

Defense, defense budget, defense investment, defense strategy, Dive, East Asia security, geopolitical tensions, maritime defense, military buildup, military modernization, military procurement, military technology, national security, naval deterrence, naval power, naval warfare, PLA attacks, regional stability, submarine fleet, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwans

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen!

MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid plaques, autoimmune diseases, battle, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, disease prevention, Edition, immune system, Medical research, MSvsAlzCraft, Multiple Sclerosis, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Protective Effects, treatment strategies

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crops Grown:	7731

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze