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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1264 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u! like for real, they drop some sick rhymes while u mine for diamonds. plus, our creepers are trained to do the moonwalk before they explode, it’s lit af.
we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. don’t worry, they won’t bite…unless u ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating taco that rains down golden apples? yeah, it’s like a piñata but way cooler.
so come join us on dis wacky server where morality is as twisted as a pretzel and the only rule is to have a blast!
