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TwitterQuitterMC SMP

algorithm, alternative platforms, art, digital art, digital content, discord bot, elon musk, memes, new posts, News, nitter, Online Community, online presence, pixiv, quit Twitter, semi quit, smp, social media, social-networking, twitter, TwitterQuitterMC, western artist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server

apologies, Argument, aunt, BOOTH, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Drama, drinks, emotions, Environment, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, FamTripFiasco, high tension, Hotel, Mall, Minecraft, misunderstandings, regret, relationships, screaming match, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family feud in a mall? Look no further! Join our server for some epic battles and intense drama that will make your family squabbles seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who know how to throw shade better than a shady aunt at a family gathering. Get ready for some intense PvP action and heated arguments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of getting kicked out of a booth in a virtual world, where the only thing louder than the screams is the sound of your own laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server around. Trust us, it’s worth leaving your hotel room for!

WeddingCraft CashGrab

accusations, cashgrab, criticism, emotional destruction, Expenses, financial contribution, Food, friend’s wedding, hurt, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, recognition, reimbursement, Splitwise, Support, terrible friend, unappreciated, Value, washing dishes, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	6496	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

behind the scenes, BlockBustersCraft, critical roles, crucial positions, essential roles, essential workers, impactful careers, important careers, important work, key roles, overlooked professions, significant contributions, societal impact, underappreciated jobs, underrated job, unrecognized jobs, unrecognized professions, unsung heroes, valuable services, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

Army, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Edition, Eight Indians, Fighting, foreign fighters, global conflict, Indian, Indian soldiers, international news, Killed, Loss, loss of life, Military, news headlines, Russian army, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, violence, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2218	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	815520	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Emeralds Found:	5452
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

bonanza, CaloricCraft, calorie intake, CHIPS, ChipsDip, control group, dietary habits, Dip, eating rate, food consumption, food pairing, food psychology, High Calorie Foods, increased appetite, indulgent snacks, mindless eating, nutrition research, portion control, salty snack, snacking behavior, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure, cannibals, Farmer, Fists of Justice, Giga muscle-girl, KengCraft, kenshi, Kenshi Fuck Mod, Kenshi General, LL modding, Minecraft, Mods, Moonrune, open-ended, Optimization, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Slave, squad-based, thief, trader.., Ultimate, WARLORD

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Emeralds Found:	9819	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!