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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1515 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.