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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3063 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Star Shards Collected: | 180 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!