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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2498 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 330 | Votes: | 1528 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!