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Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Emeralds Found:	3222
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Votes:	118
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1294	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4324
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	254
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!