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SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Divine Spears Created:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	833228
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Votes:	1561
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	4104
New Chunks Explored:	320530	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

74.208.198.131:25571

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7564	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?