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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9634 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 71 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 5270 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 | Star Shards Collected: | 251 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?