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Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

Badlands Chugs, Balmung, Costume Party Mixer, CREW, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, gaming events, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, haruhi movie, Il Mheg, inu oh, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Seraph, smp, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zurvan

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ores Mined:	3741	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

MissYouNotTaken

advances, AITAH, Boss, Chat, coworker, Devoted, engaged, Facebook friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, male dominated industry, MARRIED, Message, MissYouNotTaken, relationship, Romantic, social media, Straight.., tire shop, unfriended

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9919	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	168	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

achievement, Beautiful house, beautiful wife, CAR, career, CraftyRedditors, determination, dreams, goals, Happiness, hard work, House, inspiration, Journey, large automobile, Lifestyle, luxury, Marriage, motivation, redditors, relationships, success, wealth, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

BrexitSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, BETRAYAL, Brexit negotiations, Brexit saga, BrexitSpyCraft, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, european union, foreign influence, government corruption, Honeytrapped, international relations, Irish politician, political manipulation, political scandal, russia, scandalous affair, secret mission, spied, undercover operation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Emeralds Found:	4816
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Players Killed by Monsters:	7966
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9346
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!