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Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	128	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchantments Applied:	235	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4776	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9263	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	7028
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132