Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!
Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy challenges that will test your skills, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most daring players can find.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event every week where players compete in ridiculous mini-games like chicken jousting, llama racing, and even a dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of dancing pigs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!