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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4586 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 9523 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 179 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6944 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.