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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5654 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!
Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!
But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?
So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?