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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2513 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the good ol’ days of building blocky castles and battling pixelated zombies? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams in the most epic way possible. Build towering skyscrapers made entirely of diamond blocks, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and engage in epic battles with a horde of evil chickens (yes, chickens can be evil in our world).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
