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CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchantments Applied:	61
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchantments Applied:	253	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crops Grown:	8860	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Runes Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Potions Brewed:	128

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7742	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Zombie Dances:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	166
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3328	Vanishing Items Found:	2

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de