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| Features | Land claiming | Warps | Voting rewards | RTP (Random Teleport) | Dynmap | Marketplaces | Daily login rewards | Unique item sets |
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| Gameplay Enhancements | Fast tree cutting | Trade shop | Spawner collection | Auto chest sorting |
No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!
We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!
Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!
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Server IP:
Java: modern-vanilla.com
Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132
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Discord:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I claim land? | Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing. |
| What are voting rewards? | Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes. |
| How do I use RTP? | Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world. |
| Can I buy items in the marketplace? | Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market. |
| Is there a way to keep my inventory organized? | Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat. |
Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!
We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!
So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!
Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!
