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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2142 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!
