NARUTO PARODIE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelatedPettyWife

airpods, aita, Cash, Commonly Visited City, EMBARRASSMENT, ignored, job description, Kids, mean, OTT, over the top, Picture, PixelatedPettyWife, reaction, Restaurant, snatched, telling my wife, tip, Tourist City, waitress

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.

Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?

But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LingoMasters SMP

Bilingual, easy languages, foreign languages, language abilities, language acquisition, language enthusiasts, language fluency, language learners, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, LingoMasters, linguistic skills, multilingual community, Multilinguals, non-native speakers, polyglot, reddit, second language, smp, trilingual

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6586	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of only speaking one language in Minecraft? Join our server where we speak all the languages of the world, including Pig Latin and Simlish! Our players can communicate with villagers, Endermen, and even the elusive Creeper in their native tongues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual zombies who will trade you rare loot for your language skills. So come join us and expand your linguistic horizons while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9756	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Potions Brewed:	181
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3838

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchantments Applied:	224	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	8344	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	1724	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!