narrow shoulders – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

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Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server

#covert operations, camouflaged, Concealed, Covert, Crafty, creeper, ELUSIVE, Espionage, hidden, incognito, Infiltration, Lurking, ninja, Ops, Server, shadowy, silent takedowns, Sneaking, sneaky, Spy, stealth elements, stealth gameplay, surreptitious, Ultimate, undercover, undercover missions.

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a whole new level of stealth gameplay! Sneak around like a ninja and assassinate your enemies without them even knowing what hit them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has explosive PvP battles where you can blow up your friends and watch them fly across the map in a hilarious fashion.

Oh, and did we mention the super rare loot that you can find hidden in secret dungeons? Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots rainbows and makes your enemies dance uncontrollably.

Join us now for a wild ride of insanity and ridiculousness that you won’t find anywhere else!

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Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, big, bipartisan act, blocky, brothers, critical information, F.B.I., fentanyl trafficking, FISA rules, foreign targets, government surveillance, hostile states, intelligence power, investigation, Israel’s unpreparedness, Journalists, national security, POL, privacy concerns, public officials, Queries, Section 702, Terrorism, Warrant

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even powerful nations can be surprised in catastrophic ways just like Israel on Oct. 7! Join us for a rare bipartisan experience as we reauthorize key intelligence powers that provide critical information on hostile states and threats ranging from terrorism to fentanyl trafficking.

But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!

Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?

So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!

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Minecart Madness: Where Even Steve Is Considering Transitioning

acceptance, bastard, gender, gender dysphoria, Identity, internal struggle, Life, madness, Minecart, personal growth, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-image, societal norms, steve, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Ugly, wishful, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being an ugly bastard in real life? Well, on our server, you can transition into a beautiful woman! Imagine mining for diamonds while looking fabulous in a sparkly dress and heels. Join us now and unleash your inner goddess in the world of Minecraft!

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DubbedAnimeLoversMinecraftServer

Anime, Anime Community, Cultural differences, dubbed anime, DubbedAnimeLoversMinecraftServer, dubbing industry, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Fandom, foreign language, Globalization, Japanese culture, language preference, Media consumption, Otaku, pop culture, subbed vs dubbed, Subtitles, translation, voice acting, Voice actors

Are you tired of living in a world where dubbed anime exists? Do you find yourself questioning the sanity of those who actually, unironically watch it? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect escape for you!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dubbed anime is banned and only the most cultured individuals roam. Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things dubbed, from anime to movies to even video game cutscenes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pickle Rick dungeon, where you must battle your way through hordes of sentient pickles to claim the coveted Szechuan sauce at the end.

And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, why not try your hand at our exclusive Steve vs. Herobrine PvP arena? Rumor has it that whoever emerges victorious will be granted unlimited diamond armor for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and say goodbye to dubbed anime forever. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

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Crafty Fag Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, derogatory term, discrimination, fag, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ slurs, offensive language

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, disco-themed dungeons, and a secret club where the only password is “fabulous”.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Unicorn, you’ll gain the power to fly and shoot glitter beams from your eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds and blasting Justin Bieber music through your enchanted jukebox? Don’t be a square, come join the fun and let your inner fag shine!

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BuddhaCraft: Where Enlightenment meets Christianity

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with Shakyamuni Buddha turned Christianized folk saint! Imagine building temples with Buddha himself while fighting off creepers and zombies with his divine powers.

Legend has it that Buddha once rode a pig through the Nether and tamed a dragon to protect our server from griefers. Join now to witness these epic battles and maybe even ride a pig yourself!

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore ancient temples and mystical lands with Barlaam and Josaphat as your guides. Who knows what treasures and secrets you’ll uncover along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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WienerCraft: Sausage Fest Edition

Advanced Level, audio quality, beginner friendly, easy to listen to, Edition, educational content, EineLotta, entertaining content, Fest, German chuubas, German culture, german language, good audio setup, immersive experience, improve German listening comprehension, Jinja, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language practice, language skills, SAUSAGE, WienerCraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of German chuubas singing sweet melodies in your ears. Our audio setup is so top-notch, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the room with them. Improve your German listening comprehension while having the time of your life!

But that’s not all – we have Jinja and EineLotta themselves making special appearances on our server. They’ll guide you through the world of Minecraft with their soothing voices and expert tips. Who needs boring old tutorials when you have these legends by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PS5 or Mine? Choose wisely in 2024

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Do you really want to spend your hard-earned diamonds on a PS5 in 2024? Why not join our Minecraft server instead and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on llamas, talking villagers who tell dad jokes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

Forget about the PS5, join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a dragon into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old consoles and hello to the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HolyCraft: Christian-Jewish Alliance Server

Alliance, brotherhood, ChristianJewish, CHRISTIANS, Commitment, Community, FAITH, friendship, History, Holycraft, Honor, Jews, love, mutual respect, Pact, Protection, resilience, Server, solidarity, stand together, strength, Support, tradition, Unity

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we honor the pact just like the Jews protected their fellow Christians! 🤣

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! 💎🐔⚔️

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community where anything is possible. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🦙💃🔥

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s honor the pact in the most EPIC way possible! 🚀🌈💥

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Crafty Souls – A Minecraft Server for FromSoftware Fans

ACG, armored core, bbg, code vein, Crafty, demons souls, documents, dsg, elden ring, ERG, Fans, Fires of Rubicon, FromSoftware, FromSoftware General, fsg, INFORMATION, King’s Field, LastSoftware, lies of p, Lords of the Fallen, Minecraft, News, Nioh, patch notes, sekiro, Server, Shadow of the Terdtree, Souls, Souls-Like, Soulslike games, Steam tags

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb (literally, sometimes)! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolute chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground city filled with zombie villagers who were actually friendly and gave out free enchanted gear. Crazy, right? But that’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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