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Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	5566
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	144	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6316
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!