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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1644 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 5139 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 107 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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