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PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Villages Defended:	10	Emeralds Found:	9178
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Farms Harvested:	834
Towns Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

Ambassadors, ceremony boycott, city, controversy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, exclusion, foreign policy, hiroshima, historical events, international politics, invite, Israel, nagasaki, NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Skip, U.K, U.S, world war II

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Votes:	5407
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	121
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	118
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mines Excavated:	2590

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Animals Bred:	173
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3086
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	New Chunks Explored:	393872
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8506
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	408

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6207
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	4721	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	1150	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4417
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	7026
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crops Grown:	6035	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	6761	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.