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Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9951	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Eusurvival.net

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	461
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7861
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	New Chunks Explored:	886856
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	1481
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.