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Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

Beyond the Sea, conspiracy theories, crime drama, David Duchovny, favorite character, favorite episode, fbi, Gillian Anderson, long tail tag, Mulder and Scully, Mystery, Paranormal, smp, Supernatural, Suspense, TheXFilesMinecraft, Thriller, tv show, x files

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ores Mined:	1242	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3082
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Towns Built:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Votes:	4394	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Votes:	1804
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9434
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	91
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	110	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!