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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8797	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Towns Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Votes:	8116	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	3275	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	9748
Void Gems Collected:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Votes:	4476
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	666922
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	New Chunks Explored:	775624
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Votes:	2198	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!