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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3778 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 629 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even putin was like “whoa, i gotta get in on this action!” but then the white house was all like “yo putin, u gotta stop the kursk invasion first, then u can play minecraft with us” and putin was like “fine, i’ll do it for the blocks.”
but seriously, this server is off the chain. we got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode rainbows, and a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. how cool is that?
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a whole lot of tnt. we’re gonna have a blast!
