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CraftingCashWaste

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crops Grown:	5755	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Star Shards Collected:	72	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

AustrianCraft2021

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	3912	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Buildings Constructed:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Animals Bred:	182
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crops Grown:	7688	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	134

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

conformity, controversial beliefs, fear, fear of judgment, hidden beliefs, Individuality, internal conflict, KeepItSecret, OpinionCraft, Opinions, personal thoughts, private views, public opinion, public perception, self-censorship, Self-expression, social acceptance, societal norms, societal pressure, taboo topics, unpopular opinions, unspoken opinions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	3986	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	465
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Buildings Constructed:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!