| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8290 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 131 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4082 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 416 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1110 |
| Potions Brewed: | 154 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 500 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9620 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7281 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 108 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Votes: | 674 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3605 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 5380 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5992 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7552 | New Chunks Explored: | 367919 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6659 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5586 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 892 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8284 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5845 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4797 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6418 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
