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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3145 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4179 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!