Naked Short Selling MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Stag hunt, Quarterly Movements, Minecraft, DD Compilation, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

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Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Temporary alliance, Naked Short Selling, Server, Citadel becomes insolvent, Check your broker

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

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RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

SEC GME report, Systemic Risk, Failure to delivery, Mandatory study time, Gaming

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

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CatRehomedCraft

Friend, pet, OWNER, Story, vetting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as re-homing a cat at a salon? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to never judge a player for their questionable decisions, just like our friend who thought leaving a cat at a salon was a successful re-homing story.

Come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet waiting for you outside your virtual door! So why wait? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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PastaWindowMinecraftSMP

packaging transparency, grocery shopping, consumer trust., transparency, Marketing

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got pasta everywhere, like literally, there’s pasta blocks, pasta mobs, pasta biomes, you name it! And the best part is, we don’t trust pasta, like at all. That’s why we have windows on all the pasta boxes, just to make sure there’s actually pasta inside. I mean, who knows what could be lurking in there, right? So come join us and let’s explore this wacky pasta-filled world together, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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FutureFlicksMC

altered carbon, Westworld, futuristic, prediction accuracy, dystopian

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rom-com plot? Well, look no further because our server is like the psychic friend you never knew you needed! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a mind-blowing revelation about the future.

Remember that time you watched that movie and thought, “Wow, this is totally gonna happen in real life”? Well, on our server, every movie or TV show feels like a prophecy come true. From aliens invading to time-traveling dinosaurs, you never know what crazy scenario you’ll stumble upon next.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, join us on our server and prepare to be amazed! Who needs a crystal ball when you have a Minecraft server that can predict the future?

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GazaExitCraft

Refugee Crisis, Meeting, united states, Alternative, MIDDLE EAST

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got palestinians leaving gaza faster than you can say “netanyahu”. our server is so lit, even trump himself is talking about it! who needs peace talks when you can join our server and build the biggest wall in minecraft history? come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trumpapproved

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DroneCraft – The Unintended Weapon

weapon, Unmanned aircraft, remote control, inventor, Military

join our epic minecraft server where drones are not only weaponized, but they also shoot out rainbow lasers that turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! 🌈🐇

imagine flying around on a drone shooting rainbows at your friends and turning them into cute little bunnies hopping around the map. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds, then come join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. who needs swords and armor when you have rainbow-shooting drones?

plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new bunny friends. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the rainbow drones reign supreme! 🌈🚁🐇

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BlockyBaby Boomers – Genetics, Pollution, Healthcare

maternal health, autism causes, Healthcare, maternal wellbeing, Pregnancy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have no evidence of boring stuff like maternal sickness causing autism! we have crazy genetics, pollution, and healthcare access that will blow your mind!

our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds while riding a pig and battling creepers with your bare hands.

we have insane stories like a zombie apocalypse where the only cure is building a giant cake made of gold blocks.

join now and experience the most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life!

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Respawn SMP

Abilities, claim system, continent, sell items, large map

Respawn is an epic survival server that immerses players in a vast, breathtaking world spanning a massive 28km x 22km continent. Dive into an unforgettable survival experience enhanced by a variety of features and plugins designed to elevate your gameplay

What we have? * A huge 28 x 22km map continent, no world border * Extended built limit * Skills, stats, abilities, and other RPG-related features * A claim system to protect your creations * An auction hosue to trade and sell items with other players * Economy system * Online interactive map (BlueMap) And much more…

JOIN NOW BEDROCK – RespawnMC.net:21894 JAVA – RespawnMC.net

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