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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Magic Items Found:	6036	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	8835
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, Gaming, gme, guerilla, HF broker class action lawsuit, Mandatory study time, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, Red Faction: Guerilla Edition, reddit DDs, RedFactionMC, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	4768	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, loss of life, military aggression, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Russian attacks, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchantments Applied:	163	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

BlockBusters

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

aging, association, CraftyLove, Divorce, divorced women, health benefits, Marriage, marriage and aging, marriage benefits, Men, mens health, never married, Older Women, optimal aging, optimal health, well-being, well-being benefits, widowed, widowed women, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	903	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

Blaze, Caves Advancements, Community, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Graves, Hungry, large projects, LGBTQ, Lore, Map Reset, Marriage Master plugin, MEGABASES, New section, partially, Plain, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, smp, Survival, vanilla tweaks

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Perennial SMP Server Overview

Features
– Dynmap
– Graves
– Marriage Master plugin
– Vanilla-tweaks
– Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

More about us:

We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Perennial SMP?	Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
How often does the map reset?	The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
What features does the server have?	Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
Is there a focus on lore?	Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

But wait, there’s more! Our current events include “First-Class Customer Service” where you can expect the unexpected, and “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that may or may not contain the secrets of the universe.

And coming soon, we have “Camellia Golden Week” where you can party like a rockstar, “Daily Life of a PubSec Officer” where you can fight crime in style, “Immersive Tactical Drill” where you can test your survival skills, and “Scene One, Take One!” where you can become the star of your own Minecraft movie.

But the real reason to join our server? Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK that will give you the power to conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

SMPMastermind – Minecraft SMP >Do great at the initial phone screen

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

aita, apo, assistance to family, bank account, cash app, Communication Issues, CreeperCousin, family drama, Family Support, financial assistance, financial struggles, homeless cousin, hotel room, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Overseas, parenting, pride, Safe Environment, School, Server, step dad, trust issues

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	632550	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, hotel room mix-ups, and cash app shenanigans!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?

Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”

Granny’sBBQ>StepBroBash

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Players Killed by Monsters:	1286

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Picture this: you’re a lone warrior in a world filled with blocks and endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends by your side. But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who understand the struggles of family drama. From lying moms to step-siblings begging you not to leave, we’ve seen it all. But on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the life you’ve always wanted.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s create a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!