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HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

African diaspora, bantus, Bigotry, Boss, Colonialism, CREEPERS, discrimination, eritreans, ethiopian culture, ethiopian women, ethiopians, Hate Speech, houthi rape, Houthis, HouthisCraft, intolerance, Misogyny, racism, rape, tewahedo orthodox church, White Supremacy, Whos, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8224	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	158	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

Amazon, Back Alley Mods, Braindance Catalogue, Character Builder, Community Content, Console Commands, CREEPERS, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Cyberpunk Clothes, exclusive items, Features, FL̷̞̀ATL̷̢̛I̴͝N̵E̵̞̋D, glitches, gog, Gwent, Johnny Got His Gun Edition, LaggyCraft2077, Latest Patch, modding discord, Neon, Official Launch Trailer, outfits, phantom liberty, Projects, Races, Recommended Mods, twitch, update 2.0, wear, witcher

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

#54, 5 foot 8, 6 feet, airmax, blisters, BlockyBeauty, Blondes, england, female height, Heightmaxxing, Indian, Investments, leg lengthening surgery, Lifts, male height, manlets, Minecraft, retail worker, self service, Server, short man, tall ethnic dudes, Ultimate, white gf

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9063
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

action, Anime, best girl, blocky, character analysis, comedy, Connection, creeper, date, Date a Live, dating sim, Edition, fan theories, FANTASY, harem, light novel, love, Manga, Mukuro, Otaku, romance, school life, SHONEN, Supernatural, Tomboy, waifu

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4103
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Crew Corner

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

Appearance, appearance culture, Aryan goddesses, beauty, beauty standards, Board, body image, comparison, Considerably, CREEPERS, Effort, envy, idealized beauty, Insecurity, obsessed, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, Perfection, Popular, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, Standards, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	81	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6714
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

alternate history, ANONYMOUS, BLOWN, catastrophe, Chernobyl, consequences, CREEPERS, disaster prevention, ENERGY, Environment, Fukushima, hadn’t, historical event, hypothetical scenario, Meltdown, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear power, radiation, Reactors, Safety Measures, Technology, the, Three Mile Island, what if

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9656	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	9809	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

acceptance, activism, civil rights, Community, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fabulous, homosexual, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minority, pride, progressive, queer, RAINBOW, RainbowCraft, solidarity, very gay, weak country

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8048	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

adult content, animated, animated characters, arousal, blocky, bonanza, controversial, debate, Entertainment, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, important, live action, personal choice, porn, Preferences, questions, real, real actors, real porn, Reality, sexual preferences, taboo, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!