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BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	5739
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Runes Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1277
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	8175

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Potions Brewed:	157
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	New Chunks Explored:	844000
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	1000
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9486
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Animals Bred:	31
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	4647
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Crops Grown:	6159
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ores Mined:	1424	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1674	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!