Naeus Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	51

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	199
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	740926
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Enchantments Applied:	67	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!